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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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iguanamouth:

people who can fall asleep within five minute of lying down are not actually human beings but thousands of bedbugs in a flesh suit who dont require sleep and are merely waiting for you to lower your guard

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

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snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

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k-eke:

Comment jouer à Super Smash Bros ?

How to play Super Smash Bros ?  (part 1)

It’s coming soon !!!! Get ready !

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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